I'm running to grab some caffiene, I will be back. It's been fun, Bourbon. I've enjoyed the company.

If you're still here, we can pick up again.

I was folding laundry

I'd certainly like to have you in a D20 modern group, because in terms of play style, you and me are very similar. A lot of choices I make in TTRPG's are done because *screw the optimal build, I wanna be me*.

I want to be sneaky but carry a longsword

Why? Because fuck the rules

Right? I know.

Bolt action rifles are obsolete? Let's see how obsolete you think they are when I put a .303 round through your skull at 300 meters.

*Laughs in .338 lapua magnum.*

C-14 timberwolf is best rifle

"Your character must use a rifle"
How about C4 instead?

Just looked up the C-14, can't lie it's pretty awesome.

Right.

"You must sneak in."
"I start a fire."
"....Why?"
"You said we needed to sneak in. This is a great time for diversionary tactics."

"You must kill him"

I make him my bitch
"Why?"
That's death in a way

Yup.

**crowder miraculously appears out of the clouds in the sky and gives us all Walther P99s**

What's that chambered in, again?

i think 9 lemme check

9, .40, and 9IMI

yep

what i thought

Y’all talking about guns or DND?

What caliber is an AR10?

9mm parabellum is the only 9 mil I use

Both, and an Ar-10 is .308 or 7.62 depending on which barrel you're using.

iirc theres also an ar10 chambered in 6.5 creedmoor

Europeans "9mm short"
Americans ".380 ACP"
Russians "Screw you, hand me the makarov."

Makarov ammo is just fat 9mm

Literally just the Soviets saying "You don't get to use our bullets in your guns."

Mhm

That's why they said make it 5.45 instead of 5.56

Everyone gangsta until a Canadian pulls out a CFAL

And then the Chinese made a different version, right?

The Chinese are the Chinese

Dude I would kill for an AK74

Takorov is best pistol

Big skinny boi of a round

Certainly a bit of fun, for sure. Ppsh-41 and all that.

What was the .556 version of the FAL. There was the CAL, but that flopped. The FNC, that's what it was.

Wait, wait. Here's something from Gun Jesus you all would like.