Why would you hurt me like this 😭

<:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

I'm 5'9", I am a giant among them <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I am not little <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Tryna flex height privilege

Ok you're not too short Abby

You weren't there yet Smoky

What do you define as short?

Angerrrrrrr 😡

5'3" or below

I’m 5’9ish

Let's goo

I'm 5'6

The average male height in the United States is 5’10’

😭 I'm 5'0"

You're still short to me

Understandable

Women are naturally shorter so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Iso finally has a worthy competitor

I'm 5'3". But I can bring you *down* here.

5'6" is a good height to hug 🥰

Cap his kneees

T poses and asserts dominance

She's an inch taller than me <:KEK:795742276549607456>

How have I stumbled upon the short people convention???

@mightytrump midget

<:Surprised_pikachu:726878373762301995>

And how tall are you?

Oh here we go

186cm

This'll be fun

I am subjectively short <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I stopped growing at 14. Also, crotch-punching height is a real thing.

Ew metric

Must T Pose or no dominance will be asserted
Also t poses

Define that in feet you dingus

Use some fucking freedom units <:AmericanFlag:720120797837918288>

Imagine using metric

6 foot something

I am 69 inches tall <:thinking:726878987837636698>

Anyway I think that's like 6'2"