Message from @WalterMelon (him/her/nigerian)

Discord ID: 800232443558363196


2021-01-17 05:09:30 UTC  

YAY

2021-01-17 05:09:38 UTC  

Good job <:salut:730846445732888630>

2021-01-17 05:09:44 UTC  

Anyways I got something that might make people feel better

2021-01-17 05:09:59 UTC  

Just grab some popcorn and enjoy the show

2021-01-17 05:10:09 UTC  

*As someone told me 15 minutes ago*

2021-01-17 05:10:16 UTC  

I am planning a mass spam of Jack Dorseys twitter account

2021-01-17 05:10:24 UTC  

Just commenting on his posts that hes a commie

2021-01-17 05:10:38 UTC  

i have made a how to be aesthetic tutorial (for guys only) just ask and you shall receive

2021-01-17 05:10:46 UTC  

I have good hopes for this “inauguration” of a totally “legitimate president”

2021-01-17 05:11:10 UTC  

I'm gonna watch the 20th like a movie

2021-01-17 05:12:10 UTC  

Anyways here is the good news

New York City and LA both had around a 1.5% population decrease from 2020-2021 where Detroit had a .34% population decline.

How badly do you have to mess up where Detroit does better then you at declining

2021-01-17 05:12:50 UTC  

<:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

2021-01-17 05:14:03 UTC  

Yay my home city isn’t the worst at somethings anymore

This calls for a celebration

*pops open the champagne*

2021-01-17 05:15:13 UTC  

Celebration ends when you realize where all those blue votes are going to

2021-01-17 05:15:44 UTC  

Hey let us have our moment please

2021-01-17 05:15:51 UTC  

Oh shoot Dan didn't see it was you lol

2021-01-17 05:16:09 UTC  

Yeah from that perspective I get it, celebration earned

2021-01-17 05:17:14 UTC  

We’ve been the worst since the 80s. Now we’re the 5th worst so let us have this moment

In your face
St. Louis. Baltimore. New Orleans and Memphis

2021-01-17 05:17:32 UTC  

ROFL

2021-01-17 05:17:48 UTC  

This is sad but idc

2021-01-17 05:18:02 UTC  

not at all I totally feel you

2021-01-17 05:18:07 UTC  

hello, my fellow idiots.

2021-01-17 05:18:14 UTC  

Heyo

2021-01-17 05:18:19 UTC  

đź‘‹

2021-01-17 05:18:32 UTC  

how are y'all?

2021-01-17 05:18:40 UTC  

Well I’m celebrating

2021-01-17 05:18:51 UTC  

Not bad for a post apocalyptic tyrannical state dweller

2021-01-17 05:18:53 UTC  

Doing fine hbu?

2021-01-17 05:18:55 UTC  

if you don't mind me asking, what for, dan?

2021-01-17 05:19:04 UTC  

i'm doing fine, smoky.

2021-01-17 05:19:09 UTC  

Nature retaking Detroit

2021-01-17 05:19:17 UTC  

That’s good.

2021-01-17 05:19:25 UTC  

Detroit loss less people then New York City and Los Angeles so yes it’s a great day

2021-01-17 05:19:47 UTC  

🎉

2021-01-17 05:20:07 UTC  

I totally missed that in the context earlier that's awesome

2021-01-17 05:20:09 UTC  

cheers.

2021-01-17 05:20:32 UTC  

bruh, amazon taking so damn long to deliver a damn cord.

2021-01-17 05:20:46 UTC  

Speak for yourself

2021-01-17 05:20:53 UTC  

They take a month to deliver a airsoft gun

2021-01-17 05:20:55 UTC  

Sadly tho Arizona, Texas and Florida are being ruined by Demorats

2021-01-17 05:21:10 UTC  

Arizona and texas still my favorite