That's just a flex bro

Yup...she wasn't a creep just experimenting and spin bottle type stuff turned into oops

Still kinda creep tho

Um...you were 8. I'm pretty sure that's still rape

only if she's fat

Yah I'm aware but as far as I can tell I'm not damaged from it so 🤷

What's cool is that you dnt need a condom when you're 8. Nothing comes out.

Hahaha nah even if she was hot that shit fuckz you up as a kid

It sets expectations and instills perceptions into you that aren't exactly right

I have always been highly mature in some areas honestly we were probably at same maturity lvl at that point

I had a tame steady childhood with mild shenanigans

Lmfao the name change

I DNT have anything to say but wanted to see my new name

it makes me somewhat naive towards things that are actually damaging

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Ate Her Tits Off

Seymour Ginaz

https://www.scarymommy.com/funny-dirty-names/?amp

I dont want to be immortal I want my dick sucked

I hope you get past practice some day buddy

Nothing wrong with that. Sounds like you've had you're own baptisms through fire to me

Let her catch you masturbating

4d chess

More like pocket pool

“Trust the plan.”

don’t get it, buuuut it’s funny 😆

And here I am, still a virgin...

Be proud of it

I'm 29 and on my way to being a 40yr old virgin....Its nothing to be proud of lol

The way I see it, it'e better than being stuck paying child support for some hoe who will literally gut you for every penny

There is that

even when you don't have kids with them they go after all your money

I’ve had a high school crush for the whole 4 years and found out in the end that she was a bitch

Me and this but several times over

Wait who got diddled?

diddled?

If it happens ,it happens. Plenty of time to change that. I didn't lose mine til i was 27. If you happen to score a drunk with mental issues, chances of her bringing another girl in the picture is pretty good.

No more q! 4chan is down!

Discord just took a shit for about 15min

No more Q?

Good riddance

Trust the plan