That stuff will get you active duty Army too

And a stripper wife so they can get out of the barracks

That lone boot just walks up "hear ya'll offering some good set o wheels"

🧐

I'll explain

Grab some popcorn bois

Should be good

The best part, my best friend who is a Marine Captain, his dream car is a Mustang.

Way to break from the fucking mold 🤣🤣

Well a marine sniper made my crazy bitch sister even more crazy after they divorced

Well, his training paid off. He hid pretty well from your sister

In pretty much every branch, besides the Air Force because there they get handed the keys to a Bently on their way to the DFAC....I mean Starbucks...and the Coast Guard because nobody remembers they exist; when a Marine or Solider leaves basic, they are 18 and have a fuckton of cash. Which they leave post and go right to the strategically placed car dealership right outside the gate. Usually a Ford or Dodge dealership. They will buy a car that the payment is 90% of their income. Then they go marry a stripper so they can leave the barracks housing and live in an apartment where the woman bangs Jody, and takes the money and splits when they deploy

Eh she was already nuts after getting hit by a soft ball. Shes like one of those crazy bitches you see on Doctor phill

I wish I joined after high school

Its one of my biggest regrets

Shit needs to be narrated by Morgan Freeman

I think I covered all the important bases?

Yuuup

Grammar could have been better but I'm multi tasking

It's like you lived it 🤣🤣

I didn't per say, but I know the ones who did.

*live it per say

If I did join my fiancé and I wouldnt be a thing

I doubt they would take me anyways because of my stutter

Anyways boys im off to sleep

Any fuckos show up put them in cages for me tomorrow for the bog

Night y'all. This is always thoroughly entertaining.

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleep-time-good-night-bedtime-gif-15916910

God damnit I gotta stop working the night mod shift

Yo, did my stocking up today. Now I just need to find some 308 Ammo. Seems impossible. Sigh.

Yeah, my box 'o hollowpoints was 30 bucks

I'm not surprised. Luckily I have like 5 boxes worth of 12 ga shells

find a guy

Trying, man. Super pricey shit.

I HAD a decent amount of 30-06 for my M1 Garand then I got a bullet stuck in the barrel and now I need it rebarrelled.

So all that ammo is useless right now. Got various pistols and an AR-10 & AR-15

Literally 21 rds of 308 and 300 ish if 5.56/223

I got my Mossberg, and my .45

Good. That's the trench load out

If I had 1500 dollars to drop I'd snag an AR, but I do not

Man, I was not looking to buy an AR this past year.