i put makeup on and my eyes feel so heavy

Why are you putting makeup on at this hour?

boredom

Are you participating in prostitution?

no-

i’m just bored

i like doing my makeup

i usually do it around this time

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ok

guys come back

i’ll start a conversation

real life ppl suck

shut the fuck up

@sharty ur new hello

hey

who are u

well im sharty 😁

Hey

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who is shady

sharty

why-

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lol

a ron u are so dry

ok britney

what

ur literally so dry

it’s 2021 and girls still don’t know that guys roll their dick up like a tube of toothpaste to get the last droplets of pee out

Na dude gotta do the kobe Bryant

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