I woke up at 6 went back to sleep got proper up at 8 then went skiing after that I had some lunch and beat my wife

there’s so much transphobia,biphobia,lesbophobia

can i be ur wife 🥺💞

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-absolutely-fucking-not-gif-4496112

WHY MPR

not

Well from the sound of it you're irresponsible with your work mainly from lack of caring

wow

that hurt

Also dudes kinda hot ngl

anyways

i feel pretty shitty about my body today which is fun

but to be fair i haven’t peed all day

i really have to pee

pewdiepie is attractive

i remember watching him as a kid then getting in trouble because that was time of him saying he hated jews

https://tenor.com/view/simping-simp-pewdiepie-you-are-pointing-gif-17092288

i love him

i hated that hairstyle tho

my friend just told me she thought minx was me

i’ve never felt better about myself

little do y’all know I have no relation to miami irl

ur name is miami tho

and I was born in Texas and spent about half my life there

Yeehaw cowboy man

yes

Southern boy

yeehaw

that’s stupid

i hate ur name since u aren’t from there

jk my name is jessie

i hate my name

i love minx

where did everyone go

shut up

https://tenor.com/view/retard-puppy-cute-gif-15329978

Im in horny prison, help

ok