Hate monkeys

>mfw then there's literally a 1000 page book full of scholarships that anyone from a prodigy to a retard can get

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Yup

Nudge nudge!

mfw dont need scholarships cause job pays for college

There’s literally scholarships for retards

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Ever seen that video where they feed a bunch of bread with laxatives to pigeons?

Imagine not having parents that just shill cash for you
life on ez mode

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Imagine not treating student loans as a scholarship

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I didn't even fully fill out the form for one of the scholarships I applied to and still got it anyway

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Imagine not selling crack to pay for college and your girlfriend's crippling cocaine addiction

I am certified fucktard no scholarship for me but I'm fine yeah yeah

Woo

Etc.

I actually know a dude that sold meth during high school

Louisiana is a wonderful place

One of my friends won a 10k scholarship because he was the only one that applied

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lmao

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My school had none of that shit damn

I need to get back in college soon

>my school
you realize there's scholarships available across the country and for a million things?

I won a $75 gift card in a raffle at the Bass Pro shop back in November

literally go to a library and get a guide book

@yerpthisiskierke i mean people selling meth

Lol

Oh
Welcome to the South

everyone is high or drunk in HS and a good portion are destined for prison

Remember younglings if you're still in HS
Fill out as many scholarships as possible
So many people see a 500 world essay requirement and bail out immediately

that's nothing tho

Pussies

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