Our president

Likes to use big words

Because she’s insecure

Oh God

Because she knows we despise her

We start August 24 and end before my birthday

Private school check 😂

Nice

Lmao

At Johns

St

Yeah I’m at a public college

A SUNY

probably the biggest meme of a SUNY of all them

Ur lucky, my tuition went up higher

I got to pay more

Rip

Our school is probably the best SUNY

Rip to my nonexistent wallet

They call us the IVY of New York

I smell 🧢

but our school is such a joke

There was a petition for us to become IVY

Last semester

U can’t. IVY league schools have been there since colonial times

Lol I know

So you can’t just be a ivy

But they hold us to the same standards

That’s good. My school is getting more liberal by the second.

So is mine

I’m about to move to Tennessee after college

Or NC

I can’t wait to leave NY

im hoping to be married

And put

Out

By 21

I should graduate early

Ya u told me your dream, get married by 22 to your Ohio bf.

In 3 or less years