Message from @Markichr
Discord ID: 726637901349257238
I almost saw someone die in canada
well
get murdered
I saw a dude get stabbed in Ohio
I got stabbed in ophoi
Ohio
maybe it was me
***A dude***
I am a dude
**wait a minute**
😉
*amanda is a transvestite*
I spit water on my boyfriend
and he stabbed me with a knife
It was a fair fight
I hope this is a joke
Well
Its a half koke
joke
I spit water on him
so obv I did it again
and he pulled his knife
as a joke
but then I flailed my arm
because I didnt see the knife
and I hit my thub on the blade
thumb
To technically I stabbed myself
I got stabbed in the stomach By my ex
yeahh
thats a lil crazy
Tex didnt you tell us within that sermon that it was the crazy, amazing sex girl?
That he did
havent you heard the saying
"dont stick your dick in crazy"
yeah but it was worth it
in fact
this is hilarious