You will forever live with this shame.

You lied on scout’s honor

It’s you who is shameful

I was never a scout.

😎

Even worse

I now have no choice but to chemically castrate you

Prepare for the Iran Experience

I don't want kids anyway.

I can’t really make you any sadder than that so...

You win?

😂🤷‍♂️

I don't want kids because I think I'd be a bad parent. I'm also 17.

I was just kidding

My life doesn't revolve around having a child. I want to be a doctor, not a father.

I was more talking about that leading to you peacefully accepting chemical castration 😂

Well, I'm trans so I'm already going to do that.

gonna be honest I wanna have kids when I'm older

All I know is I’d better get a military tag for my service

You won't.

I decide who gets it.

You have to impress me first.

I fought in the war of “Spampingistan”

You should be impressed already

Yeah and I've nuked servers before. I'm not impressed by pinging the owner.

Ahhh but you see

I typed that fast with my elbows

No you didn't.

Infinitely more difficult

Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?

I learned a few things during my tour

What a dumb question. Of course

In a hard survival world?

With just iron armor?

Bruh, nah. My stupid computer only runs bedrock 😢

Hard mode is on there. Not hardcore dude.

Ohhh hard mode lmao

Yeah I did

With only iron armor and iron tools?