Well, I'm trans so I'm already going to do that.

gonna be honest I wanna have kids when I'm older

All I know is I’d better get a military tag for my service

You won't.

I decide who gets it.

You have to impress me first.

I fought in the war of “Spampingistan”

You should be impressed already

Yeah and I've nuked servers before. I'm not impressed by pinging the owner.

Ahhh but you see

I typed that fast with my elbows

No you didn't.

Infinitely more difficult

Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?

I learned a few things during my tour

What a dumb question. Of course

In a hard survival world?

With just iron armor?

Bruh, nah. My stupid computer only runs bedrock 😢

Hard mode is on there. Not hardcore dude.

Ohhh hard mode lmao

Yeah I did

With only iron armor and iron tools?

Nah cuz I took a break and came back so I wanted to get diamonds for the netherite update. Used diamond armor

Weak.

But I did it on a 2 year old surface that disconnects from the keyboard randomly so like that’s difficulty points added

looks like she both an 11 year old girl and a 43 year old beer drinking dad from San Francisco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxOn3yr-1A

I love this

Enzo! *Daikisou*

Euhhhhh

I don't speak virgin.

I don't know any African words so that's all I know.