Ha, I have impeccable balance

Like I fell once going down miles of purely ice covered trails

Trails that meandered heavily in turn and elevation

meanwhile I slipped on ice while shoveling the driveway

Ha, I can recover almost always

I hit a nerve and bruised deeply

I hurt to sit for weeks

Smh just take some Tylenol <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

Ah ice, the one thing that you can slip on and damage your whole prosciutto with

I have a crayola colored LED light in my room

I have a cane for when I do dumb things

My joints have always hated me hehehehe there are periods where i can't walk or bend down cuz my hips hurt so bad

I'm tempted to set it to rainbow rave, just to give the neighbors something to talk about

And screw up my knees

You must slip alot?

AKA 1 second 2 second flash of all colors

Not especially but my ankles and knees aren't steady and get injured

My knees are always giving me that from time to time...not fun with growing pains

You must have, like serious iron deficiency or something

Ah ok

And I cant wear most braces because cheap elastic stuff is generally latex containing

I know it's not iron with me

So I go with the cane

Yeah

I eat almost nothing but meat and dark green veggies

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Maybe too much iron then lol

Lol

Idk, i try my best to find some way of treating it through eating habits or exercise, but I'm lazy as hell lmao, so my new years resolution is to star getting on that

Get a tophat and monocle while you're at it <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

Every week I eat a pound of livers or kidneys or something lol

From time to time I take that krill stuff or magnesium

just imagine seeing multi colored flashing lights coming from your neighbour's room while whale sounds are heard blasting from the speakers

(Repetitive auto correct can suck my ass)

I'd love to do that just to fuck with people

Might want to get it checked out, ya know with a nutritionist

Sounds like caramelldansen whale ver.

I'll try to see if my parents will consider that

👍

Definitely don't want to have senior citizen joints, right?

Also I take a liquid iron supplement lol