My crab is cooling off.

LMAO IKR @XxJcxX

AMONG*

Time to heat up some butter

I just sent my dad a message saying "Guess what." and "Deez nutz."

He called me a troll.

Why are they sending troops into DC?

Is it bad i want to be one of those tree pods that you can be put in when you die and your body is food for a tree? I want to be a pecan tree so people can eat my nuts after I die

Credit to John Doyle

They don't necessarily need to. You have at least 8 major military bases within an hour of DC. You have 4 major bases all actually in DC

That makes it even more sus

Why wouldn’t they go to their bases per usual?

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JBAB( Joint Base Anacostia Bolling) is Navy and Air Force. JMMH. Joint Base Meyer Henderson Army and Marines both primarily infantry stationed at that base

Marine Barracks Washington on 8th and I street

Also primarily infantry

The power outages look to be getting worse last I looked

So

First it was Pakistan

Prolly from snow

2nd was parts of texas

Then Vatican City

Is it actively snowing in tx

nah 2nd was the vatican

That's a possibility

It's because of the snow, obviously

So texas is 3rd?

Andrew's AFB just north in Maryland, Ft Belvoir just south in Virginia

yeah

how heavy is the snow?

I fucking told you time and time again that I don't give Backhanded Benny's for free.

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Power outages?

No, the bases that surround DC

Oohh sorry lmao

All of those are within 30 minutes or less of the city

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YAR_vsQZ8

obviously the infrastructure down south wouldn't be built to directly accomodate snow. But unless it's really snowing it shouldn't knock out power like that.