You don't even drink alot

i know

give me a lil glug of apple juice

will do me!

but thats cuz i dont have friends

That's the Faustian part of drinking tho tbf

It's shit

i dont get how people like it

it just doesnt taste nice

What about me

i mean irl

to drink with

I'm real

dont like drinking alone

Same

are you sure?

I'm a real nigga

pinch urself

drink a mojito or summin

Ur not fighting 2 wars back to back

Drinking alone is chad

or cider. tastes like apple jews

Mike ma

i dont like cider

i have tasted it before

Normies could never understand

sorry but im built different

Mike Ma after 2 months of making vines

Are you Irish

wow... he's totally me

i might be

I doubt a western euro is tougher than a Russian

what

im roman

No

yup

yes he is

prove he isnt

pure patrician founding stock

Do you have chest hair

yup