not grind up ON beef

from what I understand, yuros have stricter guidances on cooking ground meat because they're more paranoid about their standards not holding up

Yeah don't do that

not a good idea

Washed my hands like 4 different times

😏 🥂

I'm familiar with the guys at the meat department at one of the semi-local grocery chains

used to work with some of them

I trust them to grind cuts in front of me

what's his name

I just don't really like the taste of a medium rare burger

Steaks are for that shit

do you really need a medium rare burger

it's gonna be super tender

anyway

Burgers ain't a science bitch

just because of the way you makin it

u wrong

yeah it is nigga

shut yo goofy ass up

burgers are a science

don't you ever fucking insult the art of crafting burger in my presence again you plebeian FILTH

They're more of a science than actual science, which is gay

So true

pearls before swine, I swear

NO BURGER SLANDER

I'm not slandering burgers

I swear on god I will murder the next nigga to disrespect burgers

It's not the most complicated thing nigga u made it right

Looks epic

of course he made it right

This nigga probably throws frozen patties into an oven till they're all grey and nasty

Im a genius

but one has to understand the art of it

I never get anything wrong

Frozen patty is gross

the slight char, the perfect melt of the cheese

preach

only true burger patricians understand

My mom only makes smash burgers

so true brother