Kernel Sanders

He's a popcorn Kernel <:KEK:795742276549607456>

<:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

I want computer parts and guns

hi rich

I would buy one for sure if it actually happened

same

Guess what is the weather this month

Kazakhstan
Fried
Cat
:yum:

I had enough liquor where a flea on my leg died.

It’s snowing everywhere

It’s snowing in Madrid

Texas

And the North Pacific states

And i think we dont need communist cars

Guess this is the Decade where a miniature ice Age will begin

It’s chinas idea

damn u were piss drunk

what do you mean were, I still am drunk

oh... can u tell a story

Palpatine is drunk on power

well there was this ugly mother fucker named Plagious

then what

He yeeted his soul

man he was really ugly but, he taught me some good shit, then I killed him cause he was ugly as shit. Dude should have named himself Darth Genital Worts

Phew I dodged a big one though

lol if u ever ask a drunk person about something from their past they wont leave out a single detail

Count scrotum head

i see

what did i miss?

nothing

did u guys see the trailer for run hide fight

Then there was this whiney kid named Anakin, complained about being a slave so I got Qui gon Ginn(heh get it Gin) to "free him" except for his mom of course, she was really annoying a point in the later future I hired a bunch of Tuskan raiders to kill his mom.

or whatever its actually called

😆

where can i get more video content for my channel?

<:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

mom

i don't see that server

Man was Anakin really Angry about that, dude killed random kids, dude had some Parent Problems. Anywho his best friend threw him in a lava lake in Whatever it was called.

you know the hashtag #pelosiLovesTrump is trending on twitter?