What the fuck?

@Xychotic thanks man at least I'm going to fail with a smile

@boredginger. Try home depot or Uhaul

The cosmos will collapse in on itself

Try watching some Spanish news.

@Xychotic. Soccer with a Spanish announcer

They talk too fast.

And they make random sounds.

How did you leave this till now?

@boredginger why do you feel the sudden need to speak spanish? I never saw you speak it before

Hit up a construction yard

And,really, the only thing he'll learn is how to say "Goal" in one syllable for 20 minutes straight.

I'll just revise my words , later my nya grrrrrr "s ( hope I won't get banned for this joke)

@Punished Korgoth exams

@Jack Mehoff He needs to hit up a Spanish truck stop

@boredgingeroh

Goooo--- 20 minutes pass--ooooal!! *deep breath* Goooo--another 20 minutes---ooooal!"

@Xychotic. He could always try a welfare office

@Xychotic LOL

And they are very enthusiastic about it because it never goddamn happens and that's why I hate soccer.

I have to watch that shit

@Xychotic soccer's for pussies

Play rugby

Oh, please.

Oh yes

Ninja please

That's like going from chess to real life warfare.

There should be a few steps in between.

No foreplay my dude

Go straight to the action

Going in dry, balls deep, first thrust, is how you rip and tear.

That's *not* fun.

@Xychoticrip and tear

Take a trip to Mexico

Until It is done

Blood is terrible lube.

And you get aids @Punished Korgoth

Alright, coffee's done.

Anal aids

If you insist then play "touch" rugby

A lot less intense