If they cant pull a video, then fuck it

The article is a pretty funny read though

I like how she just suddenly finds his dick in her hands

@Адідас. I agree with Repo, they overused it

Somebody at the new york times been watching too many porn comedies

They allow women to "write"

It's the only way that women accidentally grab dicks

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Lol

I would think they are rather indiscriminate with that these days

Well as long as you're in the top 20% when she is in her prime

And rich when she isnt

The NYT is an embarrassment

Along with the rest of the lamestream media

(Insert publication here) is an embarrassment

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If there is one thing I miss about Japan is that I didn't have to see our publications there

Maybe that is what I think might be happening, I have a distaste for American culture and a majority of its people

@Jack Mehoff are you fatshaming?

btw

wouldn't blame him

Fatties are gross

are americans really that fat?

*cries in McLardAss*

Obesity is a real problem.

Yes

Not just chubby or thick, straight up fat.

I men as you walk through the street, ho many fatsos do you see? per 100

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You don't know what fat is If you're asking that question

50 to 70

Yeah

I think 30 of those are straight up land whales

It's normal

Common, far from normal

o my fucking god, you actually NEED to fat shame, to the point of suicide maybe

(joke)

but anyway this is a real problem

Meh

Let them eat until they die

Is what I would like to say, but they keep sticking around as a massive burden on our health system