FUCK

How

I got therapy lessons from Xychotic, i can help

First of all you gotta open up your third nipple

Said good morning to constructionbro
He asked how I was doing today
I said I've been better
He got me with the classic, "his job is shittier than yours", pointed at his bud
Told me, your day just got a whole lot better didn't it

Thoroughly pwned

Your friend might be better than me then, I can only make people cry

Here is a cuck story to make you watery:

-Dad how come you work and do the housework and mom doesn't ever do a thing?
-Because I promised her I would if she let me choose your name when you were born
-Was it worth it?
-Of course it was Luffy

😂

I also wouldn't hesitate to name my children after anime characters

I dont get why this is news.

@ResolvingParadox13what anime name would you give to a boy and a girl

Look at the post wall and 1000 cock stare

@walkingTitan Boy? Probably Issei, Shidou, Kirito, Kazuya

@walkingTitan Natuto and Sasuke

@walkingTitan For a girl I'd go with Aria, Asia, Rias or Miia, possibly something more exotic like Lafolia

Give this bitch a 21 Fap Salute and life goes on

Give her Lalatina @ResolvingParadox13

😂

That's borderline a normal name, like Miia

Miia is only unique in the spelling

I like the name Akim

Akimbo

?

What about Garou

Lol

When i was writing the cuck story: the word Luffy from Hindi means "waste of space" lel

Huh

But u made it all positive

So i went with it

Its ok now

Anime names are fun q

Fed cut them rates today by .25

Made it all HIV positive

But I'm a virgin

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Hello gents! What's the current topic?

Made a sale on Ebay just now

^ Yeah he sold my virginity

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