Message from @[chase dreams]

Discord ID: 560475029880438809


2019-03-27 14:42:07 UTC  

Totally relevant to math.

2019-03-27 14:42:12 UTC  

Save 15$ every 2 weeks

2019-03-27 14:42:29 UTC  

I have a gotten a haircut in like a month.

2019-03-27 14:43:07 UTC  

Or just don't shave like me.

2019-03-27 14:43:18 UTC  

I haven't shaved since 2017

2019-03-27 14:43:19 UTC  

And, as a MOD, I’m going to re-rail this whole chat.

2019-03-27 14:43:22 UTC  

Long hair dont care?

2019-03-27 14:43:30 UTC  

@Revelyep. Metal as fuck

2019-03-27 14:43:35 UTC  

Oh. Looks like it re-railed itself.

2019-03-27 14:43:55 UTC  

Nice

2019-03-27 14:44:19 UTC  

When i start getting better with my clippers ill start trying different styles

2019-03-27 14:44:28 UTC  

<:pepefrog:480186120420851728>

2019-03-27 14:45:31 UTC  

I wear it long because

1. Fuck haircuts
2. I like it like this.

2019-03-27 14:45:42 UTC  

I literally only shave my face and my armpits. I just go to a barber for everything else.

2019-03-27 14:46:06 UTC  

I don't even shave my face

2019-03-27 14:46:28 UTC  

I got to the barber so he can shave my ass

2019-03-27 14:46:29 UTC  

You go to the barber to shave your pubes?

2019-03-27 14:46:35 UTC  

I agree with Chase. Haircuts are pretty tedious

2019-03-27 14:46:54 UTC  

No. I don’t really shave my pubes.

2019-03-27 14:47:00 UTC  

And I knew some was gonna say that.

2019-03-27 14:47:40 UTC  

Haircuts are tedious. I'm also not a fan of parents who don't their kids wear their hair long.

2019-03-27 14:48:28 UTC  

I look like I'm homeless.

2019-03-27 14:49:24 UTC  

I just gave myself one took me about 40 mins

2019-03-27 14:49:33 UTC  

That includes clean up and showering

2019-03-27 14:49:48 UTC  

I look like Post Malone if Post was uglier

2019-03-27 14:50:20 UTC  

I look like a terrorist if I don't get regular haircuts. I like haircuts.

2019-03-27 14:50:57 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-03-27 14:51:02 UTC  

@Revel it took you 40 minutes to shave your ass?

2019-03-27 14:51:19 UTC  

Do you go to Allahu’s Shave Bar?

2019-03-27 14:51:32 UTC  

Yes

2019-03-27 14:51:48 UTC  

Very delicate process <:damn:480188339622903829>

2019-03-27 14:52:02 UTC  

💥

2019-03-27 14:52:12 UTC  

I prefer Aloha Snack Bar.

2019-03-27 14:52:31 UTC  

Oh cool, tfm is live

2019-03-27 14:52:42 UTC  

What about the Holocaust Bar and Grill

2019-03-27 14:52:48 UTC  

When abdul asks why his goat is pregnant

2019-03-27 14:53:15 UTC  

They have a Holocaust Oven and Smoke Lounge that I like a little better.

2019-03-27 14:53:24 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-03-27 14:54:07 UTC  

Yeah. There’s this pizza place I know. It’s called the Holocaust Wood-fire Oven and Smoke Lounge.

2019-03-27 14:54:27 UTC  

I gotta say, I would be hesitant to take life advice from a spergy-tater.

2019-03-27 14:54:30 UTC  

<:face_palm:541722313494888478>