high school is nothing compared to college

I’m old

Been to both

college is literally the excuse every single high school girl uses to break up with their boyfriends

after all

they don't want to wake up some day in their mid-30s thinking about how much different their life could have been if only they sucked more cocks

they'd much rather wake up some day in their mid-30s having an existential crisis as they realize they're swift on the path to being barren

Based

i hope i get a gf in college

hs is relationship hell

for freindships and gfs

only advice for you is if you manage to find one, lock her in your basement, destroy her phone, and don't let her see daylight for 5 years

so true

I'm joking but seriously if you somehow manage to find a woman worth it in a college, don't fuck it up

niggas talking about gf's. My guy you need to GO FIND somewhere to go to church

he's right you know

sure as shit won't find what you're looking for in a university

unless you're looking for an STD or the local population of lesbians and trannies

just focus on improving yourself and getting your shit together. You dont need a relationship at that age

Get the bag, then the women come.

Simple as!

only advice I can give you is what not to do

uh

don't be gay

that helps a lot

^^^^

dont spend all day worrying about getting or not getting pussy. Thats a waste of your energy

jus 🐝 urself

just go up and talk to her bro

the worst she can say is no

no, the worst she can do is tell your friends about how that's her worst nightmare in front of you

that's why you gotta think back to a simpler time

kindergarten, when boys and girls would pull eachother's hair to say they liked eachother

in other words

walk up, slap her across the face, and say "Listen bitch. You've got about 5 seconds to go on a date with me, or I might kill somebody."

this but unironically. emotionally blackmail her

"Damn you've got some real goblin tits. Anyway how about going for some coffee?"

yknow i dont know how id react to a women telling me to my face that im an nightmare. I think id go beyond punished mode. That hatred would probably motivate me to do great things out of spite

just remember

at least you're not small enough to be a stunt double for a hobbit

I already have a pawg shortstack so I'm set I guess