Message from @RitterPetrus

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2020-12-27 05:29:13 UTC  

this time for real tho

2020-12-27 05:29:17 UTC  

I’m going to freak

2020-12-27 05:29:36 UTC  

I’m going to **** some ******

2020-12-27 05:30:54 UTC  

youre going to make it

2020-12-27 05:31:12 UTC  

let me make this easy for you

2020-12-27 05:31:22 UTC  

*you* can't save her

2020-12-27 05:33:12 UTC  

don't be stressing yourself out over one bitch with big titties that you didn't even fuck

2020-12-27 05:33:34 UTC  

just be grateful you didn't set yourself up to get cheated on by the ho

2020-12-27 05:34:12 UTC  

I know

2020-12-27 05:34:40 UTC  

things could always be worse, you could be me

2020-12-27 05:34:47 UTC  

Havent talked to her in 10 years but you know how high school effects people

2020-12-27 05:34:56 UTC  

U could be me

2020-12-27 05:35:04 UTC  

high school is nothing compared to college

2020-12-27 05:35:16 UTC  

I’m old

2020-12-27 05:35:20 UTC  

Been to both

2020-12-27 05:35:23 UTC  

college is literally the excuse every single high school girl uses to break up with their boyfriends

2020-12-27 05:36:19 UTC  

after all

2020-12-27 05:36:54 UTC  

they don't want to wake up some day in their mid-30s thinking about how much different their life could have been if only they sucked more cocks

2020-12-27 05:38:03 UTC  

they'd much rather wake up some day in their mid-30s having an existential crisis as they realize they're swift on the path to being barren

2020-12-27 05:38:20 UTC  

Based

2020-12-27 05:38:29 UTC  

i hope i get a gf in college

2020-12-27 05:38:36 UTC  

hs is relationship hell

2020-12-27 05:38:41 UTC  

for freindships and gfs

2020-12-27 05:38:58 UTC  

only advice for you is if you manage to find one, lock her in your basement, destroy her phone, and don't let her see daylight for 5 years

2020-12-27 05:39:07 UTC  

so true

2020-12-27 05:39:42 UTC  

I'm joking but seriously if you somehow manage to find a woman worth it in a college, don't fuck it up

2020-12-27 05:40:12 UTC  

niggas talking about gf's. My guy you need to GO FIND somewhere to go to church

2020-12-27 05:40:29 UTC  

he's right you know

2020-12-27 05:41:19 UTC  

sure as shit won't find what you're looking for in a university

2020-12-27 05:41:48 UTC  

unless you're looking for an STD or the local population of lesbians and trannies

2020-12-27 05:42:40 UTC  

just focus on improving yourself and getting your shit together. You dont need a relationship at that age

2020-12-27 05:42:52 UTC  

Get the bag, then the women come.

2020-12-27 05:42:55 UTC  

Simple as!

2020-12-27 05:43:22 UTC  

only advice I can give you is what not to do

2020-12-27 05:43:26 UTC  

uh

2020-12-27 05:43:42 UTC  

don't be gay

2020-12-27 05:43:45 UTC  

that helps a lot

2020-12-27 05:43:48 UTC  

^^^^

2020-12-27 05:44:17 UTC  

dont spend all day worrying about getting or not getting pussy. Thats a waste of your energy

2020-12-27 05:45:10 UTC  

jus 🐝 urself

2020-12-27 05:45:26 UTC  

just go up and talk to her bro