what did you do put a macro lens on your camera for a glamour bacon shot

It’s so fucking embarrasssing

The fucking toaster oven 😭😭 you gon burn your house down aatoz

Dm me I won’t tell promise

Ever went to IKEA after smoking a blunt

Toaster ovens are underrated

Air fryers are the new wave

Must be Canadian bacon

Better question. Ever gone to ikea not with a drink or a blunt before hand? Only way to survive that place.

Your lucky yours looks new and isnt caked w shit lmao

Biggest fear is balloons. Next comes spiders, snakes, and heights.

I do want an air fryer

4x macro lens to be exact lol 😂

This is a good idea

My num 1 fear in democrats

There’s entirely too much walking involved in that store, makes me wanna buss out the Healeys

That’s average other than balloons. What the fuck is so scary about a balloon dude ?

Fry that shit ina pan like a man come on man

And the carts are so fucked!!

Cook the bacon without a shirt in a pan

At least they have ice cream at the front

https://tenor.com/view/americas-antm-yikes-shookt-miss-j-gif-5780172

I have no idea. But I’m terrified. They give me so much anxiety. Like is that little fucker playing with the balloon going to pop it? And the sound when someone rubs it.

Im terrified of SQUIDS

😂😂

IDFW with Snakes at all

Only way to cook bacon is in the oven. And if you rinse it off in cold water before you cook it. It doesn’t shrink. Oven helps prevent this too. But the shrinkage mainly comes from stove top. Oven clean up is a breeze too

Toz you should make a bacon breakfast burrito!!

🤣🤣🤣 you never rubbed the ballon on your head before so it sticks ? Jesus’s what kind of childhood did you have ? I’m worried about you now

Rattlesnakes and condoms 2 things i dont fuck with

Wait what? I just get in and out. Fucking hate that place. I maybe go once a year 🤣

I’m impressed

I just finished this, what do you think

PHIG there u are

there I am

Ummm i need it!!!

What's ur etsy acct name

😅

Looks like that dude in the gif but better