IDFW with Snakes at all

Only way to cook bacon is in the oven. And if you rinse it off in cold water before you cook it. It doesn’t shrink. Oven helps prevent this too. But the shrinkage mainly comes from stove top. Oven clean up is a breeze too

Toz you should make a bacon breakfast burrito!!

🤣🤣🤣 you never rubbed the ballon on your head before so it sticks ? Jesus’s what kind of childhood did you have ? I’m worried about you now

Rattlesnakes and condoms 2 things i dont fuck with

Wait what? I just get in and out. Fucking hate that place. I maybe go once a year 🤣

I’m impressed

I just finished this, what do you think

PHIG there u are

there I am

Ummm i need it!!!

What's ur etsy acct name

😅

Looks like that dude in the gif but better

I won’t even go close to them. My daughter doesn’t get to have them at her birthdays either.

This is so cool, clearly very good with your hands

haha dont have one but ive had a hundred people tell me to get one

I seriously want that. Please let me buy it 🙏

clearly

#supportlocalbusiness

Omg you’re ruining that poor kids life lol

YES.

here’s my living room

OMG looks like a house from HGTV

I know 🤣🤣 I’m ok with Mylar balloons. So she gets those

*me just omw to set up ur acct for you pipe*

Everything blends together I like the color of the couch looks like the casting couch from pornhub

WOW!!!! I love this

Maybe it was 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks

Mine?

yes

That's so gd dope. I've always wondered how they do that.

Thank you

You go girl haha 😂 you’re a whole vibe haha just blow up condoms with helium for her next birthday

Ugh what ?

https://tenor.com/view/escalated-quickly-anchorman-drinking-gif-5112090

Kitchen. I’ve added more decor since then

Its like a fucking show home