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Dont tell the middle age white moms you have custom cutting boards

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-tom-hanks-alabama-army-soldier-gif-6181117

I’m in Utah. Where is snows. And i still get hot. But i run hot. I got to have the weight and comfort. All of our heat vents are shut besides our closet. And i leave my window open and have a fan on. It’s got to be 65° or below for me to sleep comfortably. Why my husband is still with me after 10 years. I don’t fucking know.

wow, didn't think you would understand the reference

Umm. They’re your cousins 🤣

i get the reference everytime i talk about my hot cousins

Ok. So take my damn money already.

Fuck that. I hunker down when it hits below 55 here

if youre serious let me know. im in my woodshop all the time makin stuff like that

I live for this shit. Winter is my favorite season

Totally serious. Do you have an ig or a page so we can connect

is anyone on the voice chat

No

Naaaah not for my white ass, I need my Texas summer so I can be Tan and confident again 💀

not really, ill just msg u

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4003121/pg1

time traveler, Q, illuminati, TPTB

This it too warm for me. We haven’t had shit for snow. It sucks so bad.

That’s when spray tans come in handy

Count me out, imagine if the boys caught me getting a spray tan 😳

Deal!

They would barely know if it’s done right.

Yeah that’s what all my girl (space) friends say but then again half of them look like the annoying orange 70% of the time so like ehhhh

i want space friends

Fuck orange tans 🤮🤮

Imagine China buying up land in Texas.

Fr, but I have this motto that’s fuck the sun im tougher then it, so I just get a wicked sun burn once in April then the rest of year were golden

They are kicking our asses. First covid. Then fucking our economy. Now they are buying up our land.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/04/tanya-roberts-still-alive-rep-saying-shes-dead-70s-show-bond-girl/

lol

But also. Sun equals aging faster...

True but I only wipe my face lotion upwards on my face so it’s like pemdas it cancels out

Good job

Just saw where Juanita Broaderick said “how will churches know which are hymns and which are hers?”

I’m so scared of aging. Probably because of where i live. If you’re not blonde with blue eyes you’re already an outcast. Then god forbid you age. Such a joke. It’s keeping up with the Jones’ out here.

age is just a number it's all how you feel

This is very true.

and taking care of your body of course

Ok. It’s definitely bed time 🥱

Wow u described me 💀 ( blonde blue eyes) but I have a wicked skin care routine because I grew up the only guy in my house with 3 sisters and my mom , so I know all the skin care tips 💀