Message from @PreschoolFightClub

Discord ID: 568436296993865787


2019-04-18 12:04:26 UTC  

School

2019-04-18 12:05:04 UTC  

I’m about to head to class.

2019-04-18 12:05:04 UTC  

I'd rather be working a job at the moment.

2019-04-18 12:05:15 UTC  

~~No you don’t!~~

2019-04-18 12:06:24 UTC  

At least a job, I get paid for.

2019-04-18 12:12:15 UTC  

todays my day off thank god

2019-04-18 13:04:05 UTC  

Lads juss wound out my government juss pass a porn sensorship bill

2019-04-18 13:12:39 UTC  

Congrats

2019-04-18 13:12:59 UTC  

Hopefully you made sure to dl all the choicest smut before the rule came down.

2019-04-18 13:13:36 UTC  

You're going to have to satisfy your lust with doughy, feminist British women now.

2019-04-18 13:18:55 UTC  

Viva la land whales.

2019-04-18 13:19:52 UTC  

"I'm just big boned"

2019-04-18 13:21:59 UTC  

>bones aren’t squishy

2019-04-18 13:23:12 UTC  

Alright lads. Serious question.
Which meme shall I airdrop today?

Check in <#483745061712953355> and vote.

2019-04-18 13:46:01 UTC  

I just heard some chick in my class scream out "Yes, it DOES suck to be a girl."

2019-04-18 13:46:45 UTC  

Well not scream out

2019-04-18 13:46:51 UTC  

But she's being loud

2019-04-18 13:48:31 UTC  

I'm starting to regain my general sense of misanthropy.

2019-04-18 14:00:53 UTC  

"Well if you're a whore, you have to suck"

-a guy from RGE's server.

2019-04-18 14:01:36 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-04-18 14:02:54 UTC  

Man oh man do I have some quotes.

2019-04-18 14:04:36 UTC  

<:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835> <:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835> <:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835>

2019-04-18 14:05:49 UTC  

“Yeah, but that doesn’t sound as fun as being a drug addict.”
-some guy in a VC (this server)

2019-04-18 14:07:31 UTC  

“I do remember the story of a girl nicknamed ‘dairy vampire’ because she was BJ addict”- guy online talking about his school Thot

2019-04-18 14:07:49 UTC  

Think that might have been you.

2019-04-18 14:08:27 UTC  

Lmao, never called a girl that. Not me

2019-04-18 14:08:47 UTC  

I told you of a girl bragging she fucked **well over 60 dudes.**

2019-04-18 14:09:10 UTC  

<:look_up:540625104032497674>

2019-04-18 14:09:41 UTC  

That's like 2 miles worth of dick.

2019-04-18 14:09:53 UTC  

Hold on. I’m gonna do the math.

2019-04-18 14:10:14 UTC  

Are we counting miles as a per dick basis or a per pump basis?

2019-04-18 14:10:27 UTC  

Average amount of thrusts per sex session, average dick length, and multiply by 60

2019-04-18 14:10:42 UTC  

Alright.

2019-04-18 14:11:01 UTC  

Average dick length is like 5-ish I think

2019-04-18 14:11:42 UTC  

Average length = 6 inches
Average thrusts = let’s say 150

2019-04-18 14:12:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/568438600333524992/Screenshot_20190418-101152.png

2019-04-18 14:12:16 UTC  

Ok. 5.1

2019-04-18 14:12:53 UTC  

45900 inches

2019-04-18 14:13:34 UTC  

3825 feet

2019-04-18 14:13:49 UTC  

.724 miles

2019-04-18 14:13:51 UTC  

This is literally some cuck sucking math