School

I’m about to head to class.

I'd rather be working a job at the moment.

~~No you don’t!~~

At least a job, I get paid for.

todays my day off thank god

Lads juss wound out my government juss pass a porn sensorship bill

Congrats

Hopefully you made sure to dl all the choicest smut before the rule came down.

You're going to have to satisfy your lust with doughy, feminist British women now.

Viva la land whales.

"I'm just big boned"

>bones aren’t squishy

Alright lads. Serious question.
Which meme shall I airdrop today?

Check in <#483745061712953355> and vote.

I just heard some chick in my class scream out "Yes, it DOES suck to be a girl."

Well not scream out

But she's being loud

I'm starting to regain my general sense of misanthropy.

"Well if you're a whore, you have to suck"

-a guy from RGE's server.

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

Man oh man do I have some quotes.

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“Yeah, but that doesn’t sound as fun as being a drug addict.”
-some guy in a VC (this server)

“I do remember the story of a girl nicknamed ‘dairy vampire’ because she was BJ addict”- guy online talking about his school Thot

Think that might have been you.

Lmao, never called a girl that. Not me

I told you of a girl bragging she fucked **well over 60 dudes.**

<:look_up:540625104032497674>

That's like 2 miles worth of dick.

Hold on. I’m gonna do the math.

Are we counting miles as a per dick basis or a per pump basis?

Average amount of thrusts per sex session, average dick length, and multiply by 60

Alright.

Average dick length is like 5-ish I think

Average length = 6 inches
Average thrusts = let’s say 150

Ok. 5.1

45900 inches

3825 feet

.724 miles

This is literally some cuck sucking math