Also good practice of Freedom there

I wonder if these shenanigans will accelerate the civil war.

I'm still not ready. I won't be able to survive on just canned green beans.

I have not built up my supply of pemmican, either.

Kill and loot

If need be.

@Nawalter Jizney How did she die whilst sucking that wang?

Her boyfriend was a poser so he had a gun pointed to her head, when he came, his hands contracted enough, and since he had his finger on the trigger ...

He thought it was cool to hold a gun during any sort of intercourse

And also hence the name “sloppy joe”

So he's dick got lubricated by blood, brains and bone?

I was kind of sceptical about that story but then again <:clownpepe:564530802667290625> ...

*Will Smith voice* THAS HOT

Also did he's dick get hit by the bullet?

and did she bite down?

Will i have to find out next time on dragon ball z?

Yeah, that’s something I’m curious about

Was he arrested?

Well yeah

No freaking way

I did something similar to that

I'm sure we all did

... what?

Killed a bitch during a blowjob?

Hell yeah

Maybe scratches or hickies, maaaaybe bruises, but murder? 😂

I'm actually part Xenomorph...So you can imagine what happened

Is it still murder?

Fair enough

Your jizz burned through the back of his skull

HIS?

NANI?

Shelly?

She-male

Thing is, it actually melted enough of her face to where one thrust could end in some sort of MK fatality

*FATALITY*
*JEWTARO WINS*

Raiden kills jewtaro so ...

Low iq death

😦

I'll come back in the new timeline

Also nice prof pic