This one girl died while sucking a dick when I was in highschool

They called her sloppy joe after that

Minecraft has a lot of weird shit

The Farlands of 2011

2b2t's Corruption

@[chase dreams] I was able to do that with my biology final. I got the best score in my class. I skipped the review altogether.

Good job

Also, several blue states are trying to ban trump

By removing him in ballots

What is the point of that?

If theyre blue, the dem canidate will most likely win in a Blue State

Also good practice of Freedom there

I wonder if these shenanigans will accelerate the civil war.

I'm still not ready. I won't be able to survive on just canned green beans.

I have not built up my supply of pemmican, either.

Kill and loot

If need be.

@Nawalter Jizney How did she die whilst sucking that wang?

Her boyfriend was a poser so he had a gun pointed to her head, when he came, his hands contracted enough, and since he had his finger on the trigger ...

He thought it was cool to hold a gun during any sort of intercourse

And also hence the name “sloppy joe”

So he's dick got lubricated by blood, brains and bone?

I was kind of sceptical about that story but then again <:clownpepe:564530802667290625> ...

*Will Smith voice* THAS HOT

Also did he's dick get hit by the bullet?

and did she bite down?

Will i have to find out next time on dragon ball z?

Yeah, that’s something I’m curious about

Was he arrested?

Well yeah

No freaking way

I did something similar to that

I'm sure we all did

... what?

Killed a bitch during a blowjob?

Hell yeah

Maybe scratches or hickies, maaaaybe bruises, but murder? 😂

I'm actually part Xenomorph...So you can imagine what happened

Is it still murder?

Fair enough

Your jizz burned through the back of his skull