Message from @The-Free-Monk

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2019-05-16 22:29:14 UTC  

LOL

2019-05-16 22:31:00 UTC  

sorry bro

2019-05-16 22:33:48 UTC  

wondering if women pick up on a guy trying to focus or do something and deliberately try to sabotage.

2019-05-16 22:35:00 UTC  

I'd say "listen i don't want to be kicked out or even worse sued for your lack of courtesy and spatial awareness. Would you mind keeping a good distance from me while i do my workout?"

2019-05-16 22:36:07 UTC  

get video or audio if it gets that bad

2019-05-16 22:36:54 UTC  

No she apologized lol, she said she didnt know I was going to walk out the weight that far

2019-05-16 22:37:31 UTC  

I told her you still shouldnt be that close behind someone thats about to squat

2019-05-16 22:38:08 UTC  

I don't go to the gym. I like being alone during exercise

2019-05-16 22:38:42 UTC  

A home gym is at the top of the list of purchases Im planning to make

2019-05-16 22:39:45 UTC  

you can build a power rack from 4x4 wood

2019-05-16 22:40:12 UTC  

Ive seen some guy on YT who has that

2019-05-16 22:40:30 UTC  

lol, yes probably same guy

2019-05-16 22:40:32 UTC  

Looks raw yet awesome

2019-05-16 22:41:17 UTC  

i look doing cardio at commercial gyms because i can break their equipment...

2019-05-16 22:42:30 UTC  

Lmao

2019-05-16 22:44:08 UTC  

One time i was chased by an Ostrich after jogging in the park few months ago

2019-05-16 22:44:31 UTC  

probably the closest i ever came to death

2019-05-16 22:44:54 UTC  

😂

2019-05-16 22:45:06 UTC  

so i guess thats one thing when you gotta look out for if your exercising somewhere with 0 other ppl

2019-05-16 22:45:14 UTC  

At any point did you think of turning around and squaring up with the ostrich

2019-05-16 22:45:37 UTC  

so funny things i knew Ostrich lived in the general area i was visiting

2019-05-16 22:45:46 UTC  

so i pre emptively did some research on them

2019-05-16 22:46:08 UTC  

and basically applied what i knew to create as much distance from it as possible and give it the slip

2019-05-16 22:46:28 UTC  

basically i circled around the Ostrich and tried to disorient and confuse it

2019-05-16 22:46:55 UTC  

protip = never stand in front of or behind an Ostrich

2019-05-16 22:47:03 UTC  

never try to outrun it

2019-05-16 22:47:08 UTC  

do not fight it

2019-05-16 22:47:20 UTC  

remember its very low IQ

2019-05-16 22:47:44 UTC  

but can kill you instantly in one kick

2019-05-16 22:47:58 UTC  

also its one of those animals known for hostility to humans

2019-05-16 22:49:05 UTC  

so i essentially kept moving in a zig zag and unpredictable pattern, whenever the Ostrich got too close i again circled it, while i was circling it i threw a rock in a random direction to distract

2019-05-16 22:49:07 UTC  

does it taste like chickin?

I imagine it has a rougher texture but tastes similiar

2019-05-16 22:49:45 UTC  

eventually i got near some large trees used them to give it the slip

2019-05-16 22:50:15 UTC  

its basically as dumb as a 7 ft tall chicken

2019-05-16 22:50:29 UTC  

exploit that and you'll survive

2019-05-16 22:50:45 UTC  

Where the fuck were you that there's ostriches running around wild and free?

2019-05-16 22:51:00 UTC  

six flags?

2019-05-16 22:51:41 UTC  

I guess it was some kind of animal sanctuary but also adjoint to a park

2019-05-16 22:51:58 UTC  

aka six flags...

2019-05-16 22:52:22 UTC  

usually Ostrich are kept in their area when ppl come to the park