@Rhunespire Bro, if you masturbate 20 times a day... I want to shake your hand.

DUDE I JUST REALIZED DOGS ARE LITERALLY THE BEST FUCKING WINGMEN

I really doubt that number. lol

🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying lol

with gloves.

Sorry caps lock got stuck

Meh. I'm so disillusioned I think the meal is too much work.

lmao you neveer thought that?

I didn't realize it until now. I always see guys walking dogs and they have conversations with women every 5 steps lol

@Mr.Black Does stirfry count as cooking? haha

Yes

I don't like animals though

Get a cat

I'll pass on cleaning up shit

i mean, if your first "date" (you punt her after she gives it up) is you guys hanging out you cook a meal YOU WANT and you play with a your best friend (dog)

I'm also not paying rent for a fucking animal

to each their own

Not paying for a woman either lol

I need bed. Gn.

Night!

cya

Night

Gn

Fuck me, its 2100 already. Time to get ready for work.

yeah....

Oof

Don't work too hard guys

whats funny is i'm actually monk atm and i'm talking about a dog as a wingman

I'm at a dance rn. I'll think of you @Rhunespire @Deleted User. No homo

Uhhh...no homo.

Mmmmmm

_makes sexual noises_

No homo

Never.

sexual noises as you slobber over your stirfry

Seriously.

What are some good seasonings for rice?

I just put onion/garlic/salt/pepper.

What's your amounts that can really affect flavor

I overload on sriracha too lol

I fucking hate speech recognition