*DEUS VULT*

Why do people hate the Jews?

Because they are tasty.

Oh.

They're kohsur

They crisp up easily

because every time a jew rubs their hands together. a hurricane has a .005 percent chance to form

Just don't leave em in the oven too long

Nobody wants chewy jewy.

i don't know, i like my sheckles

<:oof:516458979250012160> I would only eat a Jew if they were included as a flavor on Lays.

Every lays flavor is jewish

*jingles jar of nickles*

<:cringe:511759033204604951>

*Kuroi running in the distance*

now then. back to being a tyrant soyboy becasue i wont let people say whatever they want despite discord tos existing

So... yeah... how about that mgtow waifu laifu?

🤔 the timer has not finished. @Xychotic

Still saving up for my doll

I could buy a doll today... but I don't want to. I want to pay off my consolidation loan.

Buy a slab of pork and cut a hole in it

Heh

That's not kosher.

Also, bacon is priority.

Use beef then

Brisket is for smoking.

*what is wrong with you?!*

Make it goat. Then its halal

Oh... okay... there you go

Thank you.

😉

Everyone knows that you smoke brisquet

Ironically, I don't even like it that much.

I recently realized I prefer smoked chuck.

I just moved to Texas, they put smoked brisket into everything

Que ...

How is it down there?

hot

wet and hot

Oh, eww.

but I like the heat