Message from @Devil Monkey
Discord ID: 585820754109530142
I’ve legit had pet roosters and chickens
Did you teach them how to fly?
<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>
The roosters can glide
The hens are garbage
*Can you teach them to lay a Golden egg as well?* @Nawalter Jizney
I think they need to be online to do that
No, but I can help them take golden shits
Beautiful
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Meow
Ok. Gotta leave. Bye
“Leave”
again
Don't leave us again
I’m actually believing he clicks invisible and lurks now
*Sparky reaches for his discord lotion*
<:lolz:480186121897377792>
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?
@Devil Monkey news links go in <#517757020883910676>
Watching a nature documentary on Netflix, exotic male birds trying to impress a female bird to mate... them jumping around all over the place. Kind of reminds me of the PUAs... xD
Bird: *Squawk squawk*
Translation: *U want sum fuk?*
Essentially
Morning Aids-chan
Good morning
Did someone wanted tohru?
aren't you late for summer school?
Hey guys, wanna see a magic trick?
Ok?
<:2b:511682710406955009>
Does it involve you making a dick disappear down your gullet?
Watch as I make a thot *disappear*!
<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>
<:stone_thonk:585703345260593173>
*Hmmmmmmm*
I got Tohru.
Praise kek
THOT BE GONE
<:oof:516458979250012160> *WTF?! I want my refund Nigga!"*