Message from @Devil Monkey

Discord ID: 585820754109530142


2019-06-05 12:53:21 UTC  

I’ve legit had pet roosters and chickens

2019-06-05 12:53:49 UTC  

Did you teach them how to fly?

2019-06-05 12:53:56 UTC  

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

2019-06-05 12:54:06 UTC  

The roosters can glide

2019-06-05 12:54:14 UTC  

The hens are garbage

2019-06-05 12:54:31 UTC  

*Can you teach them to lay a Golden egg as well?* @Nawalter Jizney

2019-06-05 12:55:05 UTC  

I think they need to be online to do that

2019-06-05 12:55:16 UTC  

No, but I can help them take golden shits

2019-06-05 12:55:49 UTC  

Beautiful

2019-06-05 12:56:18 UTC  

<:what_the:585703701692284929>

2019-06-05 12:56:30 UTC  

Meow

2019-06-05 12:56:30 UTC  

Ok. Gotta leave. Bye

2019-06-05 12:56:41 UTC  

“Leave”

2019-06-05 12:56:51 UTC  

again

2019-06-05 12:56:52 UTC  

Don't leave us again

2019-06-05 12:57:19 UTC  

I’m actually believing he clicks invisible and lurks now

2019-06-05 12:57:24 UTC  

*Sparky reaches for his discord lotion*

2019-06-05 12:58:10 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-06-05 13:18:21 UTC  

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?

2019-06-05 13:21:07 UTC  

@Devil Monkey news links go in <#517757020883910676>

2019-06-05 13:22:31 UTC  

Thank you.

2019-06-05 13:37:45 UTC  

Watching a nature documentary on Netflix, exotic male birds trying to impress a female bird to mate... them jumping around all over the place. Kind of reminds me of the PUAs... xD

2019-06-05 13:43:42 UTC  

Bird: *Squawk squawk*

2019-06-05 13:43:59 UTC  

Translation: *U want sum fuk?*

2019-06-05 13:47:57 UTC  

Essentially

2019-06-05 14:12:06 UTC  

Morning Aids-chan

2019-06-05 14:13:54 UTC  

Good morning

2019-06-05 14:14:19 UTC  

Did someone wanted tohru?

2019-06-05 14:16:23 UTC  

aren't you late for summer school?

2019-06-05 14:19:16 UTC  

Hey guys, wanna see a magic trick?

2019-06-05 14:19:20 UTC  

Ok?

2019-06-05 14:19:27 UTC  

<:2b:511682710406955009>

2019-06-05 14:19:38 UTC  

Does it involve you making a dick disappear down your gullet?

2019-06-05 14:19:44 UTC  

Watch as I make a thot *disappear*!

2019-06-05 14:19:45 UTC  

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

2019-06-05 14:19:45 UTC  

<:stone_thonk:585703345260593173>

2019-06-05 14:19:53 UTC  

*Hmmmmmmm*

2019-06-05 14:19:57 UTC  

I got Tohru.

2019-06-05 14:20:02 UTC  

Praise kek

2019-06-05 14:20:16 UTC  

THOT BE GONE

2019-06-05 14:20:25 UTC  

<:oof:516458979250012160> *WTF?! I want my refund Nigga!"*