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My mother is always bitching at me for something...

Yay

give yo momma dat pimp hand and make it clear who the man of the house is

I want to move out

give yo momma dat pimp hand and make it clear the man is moving out

Not getting married so I don't have a nagging wife is pretty pointless when I have my fucking mother

give yo momma dat pimp hand and make it clear the man don't wanna hear no nagging about not having a wife.

I don't get nagging for that, I get nagging for everything else

If I had a child this year, I would have maintained the generational gap of 25 years of my family

2⃣ 5⃣

Holy shit

That's a lot of years there

apparently I won, coolbeans

At least the familial trend isn't to have teenage pregnancies

Even though my parents were convinced I'd have a kid before I was 18

Were you that much of a chad lol

Or were your parents just conceited

They referred to me as Casanova from time to time

LOL

Unironically

Casanova, ***When are you Going to have kids***

*probably Never because he's not a moron*

Never. Enjoy having the bloodline end with a weeabo 😘

I honestly don't understand people who choose to have kids at this time.

Proposal to Rename incle toxic to Casanova

Like, the world is so uncertain

Yeah he was totally asking for that lol

@MoonCore you can rename me when you survive my Urethra

Are you Massa

Can we not make this gay

*PLEASE*

Nigger, say it right. *MastER*

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*my time has come*

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