i'm retired so i get another beer🍺

What kind of alcohol goes best with the pills that warn "may cause drowsiness, do not operate machinery". I'm just asking for a friend. Thx.

Would it be preferable to work 2 part time jobs or stay full time? Because part time seems to pay more.

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Part time pays more for your time but your usually more expendable, fulltime provides additional benfits but pays you less for your time

part time usually does not have benefits like full time

beat me to it

I would not work at all if possible

crickets again

Just get a part time job tbh

Or if you really want the money get a fuller time one

fuckity fuck fuck shit crap damn hell son of a bitch

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Hey smurf

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

riddle or joke?

Joke

mmmmmmm?

The wheelchair

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lol

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I mean, it's funny but goddamm son

u a sick puppy lord albus

what's blue and wiggles?

What?

He is our token furry

a baby in a plastic bag

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Whats the dofference between a child and a prostitute?

mmmmmmm?

idk

What do you mean mmmmmm? What dont you know the difference between a child and a prostitute you sick fuck?

Thats jokes better in person

that's not funny

The punchline is you call them a pedo

pedo? like one of those little mens bathing suits?

Pedo as is short of paedophile

some kind of dinosaur?

what's red and cries?

You dont know what a paedophile is or are you trolling me smurf?