*Now that's what I call digging for gold*

I could not believe me eyes and drove about 300 feet before I had to pull over from nearly fucking dying of laughter

No wonder he was retarded.

Dude must have picked half his brain my now.

He's a tard, it was half gone to begin with

And they say you shouldn't laugh at retards

Someone pin that shit

please

LOL

Dead ass had four fingers in one nostril trying to massage his brain.

*HOW?*

Jesus

Fucking

Christ

he stretched his nostril

people stretch their earlobes

their assholes

their eyes

any stretching i figure is possible

I don't know how he didn't rip his nose open, but it looked like this fucking thing with how wide it was stretched

No way

you start small first

over time the skin adapts or some shit

And a completely glazed over look, no conern, no bewilderment or pain, just sat there and tried to rip his fucking skull out like predator

i imagine he used a plug for his nose and gradually went up in size

I have no clue, but I hope he found what he was looking for.

He had to.

But yeah, that's the new story of who I'm not calling the "auschwist"

Definitely not calling him that 💯

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What a bizarre form of torture that would be

where you're forced to watch some guy fist his nostrils

it was certainly something

that's...not humanly possible...is it?

Whataburger sold out to Chicago

Can I get an 🇫 ?

F

Go back a bit and read the whole story

I'm sad to say that it's possible

da...fuck...

yeah, there are people, that deserve the Darwin awards...