The risk is high

But a brother's got to satisfy himself

waifus and spinning robot pussies.

The risk is *too* high.

I don't know about this new technology

I don't know much about the spinning robot pussy but I understand it's pretty self explanatory.

Sounds pretty funny

I understand it's a sleeve with rotating beads and maybe a vibration function.

I'd rather find a std free bitch and drug her

I could be imagining something way off.

Okay, bud, you understand there's Discord ToS and saying shit like that is not cool without some pretty obvious sarcasm flags, right?

Sorry it's my lizard brain speaking

I mean, I get it. Since there's really not such thing as an std-free bitch *anyway,*

I got a little.. pent up

"Sorry, not sorry" is not an apology!

Just have a look at tfms videos
He made several reviews

I was watching earlier

He even has monkey hands

which was a hilarious touch to stay in character

Yeah that's funny...

I like the guy, I really do and if that works for him.. then fine

Okay, then, the only thing left for you is to play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

But there is no sympathy for someone that knows and goes in anyway.

That would be like me dating a coworker and then coming in here crying that "I made a mistake, gaiz."

I'll see

Since you're gambling with your life, you might as well play the lottery instead of saving for retirement.

Everyone my age is gambling with their life.. who cares

Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean you should, too.

NIGGA

So, there's 98% of your population are being dumb fucks.

Maybe be 2% that survives.

"everybody's doing heroin, who cares?"

"everybody's eating soy, who cares?"

"everybody's jumping off the cliff, who cares?"

As @Xychotic said, one of the point to move to SE Asia is to get away from leftism. Living under socialism is way more risky than most other things

You're comparing heroin to women now

Especially since socialism will upgrade the communism the moment it doesn't have to pretend to be socialism anymore.

Yeah. We are.

Very true

Addictive, ruins your life, feels good for a bit, prone to get you diseased.

Pretty on point, really.