@YuriBezmenov sucks to be them, but sometimes life sucks

Sometimes it happens to the soldiers.

I just think theres a much better route in which you dont get fucked that bad

some children get cancer, life sometimes is a bitch

Oh, instead, you can get ran over by a drunk driver.

You can develop your own personal brand of cancer.

You can get a pulmonary embolism out of nowhere.

Shit happens.

Besides, military's just one option among many and it's the easiest and most visible option.

Trust me, I fully understand life is suffering.

In the context of escape, PB's best bet, atm, is to plan to join up.

ultimately though joining the military for the benefits is a recipe for misery. I've had several Marines under me who hated their lives because they joined in hopes of getting benifits

3 hots, a cot, a chance to shoot drug dealers, toughen up, build a reputation for himself, probably get some real world skills, then come out a man

The Marines... that's a... that's a special beast.

@Xychotic are there other ways of becoming a man?

Really, those guys need to want to do the thing.

Eh for me it wasn't too difficult but I wanted to be a Marine

You join the army, navy, or air force "for the benefits"

You join the Marines because you want to be a Marine.

the Air force maybe but I wouldn't recommend joining any of the other branches for the benifits

navy is good for some things

army... I dunno, I understand that one's dangerous

absolutely but ship life is kinda a bitch

You don't always serve on a ship, iirc.

and the Army isn't as cult like as the Marine Corps but they still have a fairly rough time of it compared to the Air Force

true, but the majority of Sailors spend at least some of their career on ships

i was on a ship =S i dont recommend it unless you go west coast

`Oh, instead, you can get ran over by a drunk driver.
You can develop your own personal brand of cancer.
You can get a pulmonary embolism out of nowhere.
Shit happens.
Besides, military's just one option among many and it's the easiest and most visible option.`
You could also join the air force and then during your service they end up discovering you have Chrone's and give you a medical discharge and end up getting $4k/month for the rest of your life doing fuck-all like one of my uncles

Least they reformed the military retirement system. Now whatever you put away during a 4 year contract, or however long you serve, you can take it with you wherever you go

You don’t earn as much pension-wise as before, but it’s better than being left with nothing other than the VA

I understand they basically made it into a military 401k

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or nah

What

idk, english please?

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