You're drunk

go home

lel

Did you mean, "oonga boonga, give me all the money in the register?"

19 years old, never touched alcohol in my life.

Voluntarily.

Don't make me get the Astolfo plushie

I'm so going to hell...

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I had a coffee one time at a Brazillian restaurant. Thing was spiked with some orange flavored alcohol. Didn't even card me, I asked and I had no idea it was spiked.

gran marnier?

@Xychotic Believe me, I got black jokes that could make jesus cry with how bad they are.

Brazil is pretty relaxed about this sort of thing.

Not sure, it was coffee and it was alcoholic.

That's what I remember, tasted like shit though. Alcohol burns.

@Xychotic the closet is always open 💋

Yeah, I had to figure out how to get past the alcohol.

I started with a homebrewed wheat beer, looking for the flavors behind the alcohol.

And then started doing that with a bottle of E. H. Taylor.

I never got drunk because of personal experiences

so that's why I can get past alcohol

After a week or two, I could taste past the alcohol.

And largely concluded that I'm not sure why to bother.

Not when coke, tea, fresh water, and so on.

Side note: coffee + orange flavoring = literally one of the worst fucking combinations. Nothing in my life has ever told me, "You know what this dark roast is lacking? ***CITRUS***"

You know what is absolutely delicious?

Citrus + cream

Like sherbert almost?

I'm referring to Orange Julius, but, basically, yeah.

O yeah, I've had that befoore.

I made orange julius based whey shakes before.

I drank at least a pint of it, got sick, drank more, and more, and stopped after I nearly passed out. Woke up the next morning, made more, and the cycle began again.

They turned out really nice.

You're a special kind of dumbass, aren't you?

3.8 GPA and I can't stop myself from drinking citrus. So yeah, health is clearly not my forte.

don't say cant.

Kroger cinnamon rolls are trash.

Wait, how does one become a head homie?

I got a kind of fucked philosophy I live by: I'd sooner die today with security than live for tomorrow with uncertainty. In other words, I'll gladly miss food, sleep, and water if it means I won't fail a test.

Wait, what?

nexus randomly decided