Quite poetic

whenever someone spoke during a controversial topic at school all I could hear was the windows xp shutdown sound in my brain

Literally everything wrong that white migrants and white missionaries did, or some kind of tie back to European agenda, was always met with, "That's white people for ya." Mind you, she's a fat, pale skinned ginger, with no tolerance for anything white that isn't self depreciating.

You mean self-deprecating?

Thats the irish for ya

Is it deprecating? My bad.

Lmao hes crumbling in front of us @Xychotic

I should change my pfp to that ms office paper clip.

Yeah, the deprecating caught me for years. I also thought it was a common mispronunciation of depreciating.

I'm tired, I are speak bad englad too nite.

You're drunk

go home

lel

Did you mean, "oonga boonga, give me all the money in the register?"

19 years old, never touched alcohol in my life.

Voluntarily.

Don't make me get the Astolfo plushie

I'm so going to hell...

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I had a coffee one time at a Brazillian restaurant. Thing was spiked with some orange flavored alcohol. Didn't even card me, I asked and I had no idea it was spiked.

gran marnier?

@Xychotic Believe me, I got black jokes that could make jesus cry with how bad they are.

Brazil is pretty relaxed about this sort of thing.

Not sure, it was coffee and it was alcoholic.

That's what I remember, tasted like shit though. Alcohol burns.

@Xychotic the closet is always open 💋

Yeah, I had to figure out how to get past the alcohol.

I started with a homebrewed wheat beer, looking for the flavors behind the alcohol.

And then started doing that with a bottle of E. H. Taylor.

I never got drunk because of personal experiences

so that's why I can get past alcohol

After a week or two, I could taste past the alcohol.

And largely concluded that I'm not sure why to bother.

Not when coke, tea, fresh water, and so on.

Side note: coffee + orange flavoring = literally one of the worst fucking combinations. Nothing in my life has ever told me, "You know what this dark roast is lacking? ***CITRUS***"

You know what is absolutely delicious?

Citrus + cream

Like sherbert almost?

I'm referring to Orange Julius, but, basically, yeah.

O yeah, I've had that befoore.

I made orange julius based whey shakes before.