Message from @Happy Humble Hermit

Discord ID: 595786358878896138


2019-07-03 01:02:21 UTC  

Hey guys

2019-07-03 01:02:34 UTC  

Stopped at a rando local burger joint

2019-07-03 01:02:38 UTC  

Wish me luck

2019-07-03 01:03:17 UTC  

dont end up with your legs spread open behind the dumpster out back

2019-07-03 01:03:43 UTC  

@ResolvingParadox13 You visiting the salty splatoon?

2019-07-03 01:03:47 UTC  

You are one tough mofo

2019-07-03 01:05:37 UTC  
2019-07-03 01:05:55 UTC  

@Punished Korgoth it's called bad boy burgers

2019-07-03 01:06:00 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-07-03 01:06:10 UTC  

LOL

2019-07-03 01:06:14 UTC  

So you did go there

2019-07-03 01:07:13 UTC  

It's actually not bad

2019-07-03 01:07:21 UTC  

Bacon cheeseburgers pretty good

2019-07-03 01:07:40 UTC  

Onion rings so crunchythey are painful

2019-07-03 01:07:58 UTC  

tits, i mean pics or gtfo @ResolvingParadox13 <:frenchpepe:480186128452943883>

2019-07-03 01:08:41 UTC  

Challenge accepted

2019-07-03 01:09:12 UTC  

depending on how good they are you may have to get the fuck back in @ResolvingParadox13

2019-07-03 01:09:12 UTC  

Wait I'll do it in <#517757020883910676>

2019-07-03 01:21:57 UTC  

Even at this burger joint, two girls at the reception and one guy doing the actual cooking

2019-07-03 01:22:00 UTC  

Nice.

2019-07-03 01:22:17 UTC  

and they prob get most of the tips

2019-07-03 01:23:08 UTC  

Most likely

2019-07-03 01:23:41 UTC  

Almost guaranteed.

2019-07-03 01:23:41 UTC  

They probably get more than just the tip

2019-07-03 01:23:41 UTC  

Tip jar is *at the reception*

2019-07-03 01:24:06 UTC  

Oh, then it might be evenly distributed, which is even more reason not to tip, since it's not a reward for prompt and proper service.

2019-07-03 01:24:51 UTC  

Oh I see. No idea how that stuff works, never worked in the fast food industry before

2019-07-03 01:25:17 UTC  

Fast food is even worse about it because managers like to take a cut and/or report tips.

2019-07-03 01:25:57 UTC  

And they are all typically entitled cunts, assuming that they deserve a bonus "to insure prompt service" when that's there entire marketing strategy.

2019-07-03 01:26:01 UTC  

i went to this bar on saturday that only had 8s and 9s working and the boss/owner was rude af you know he's smashing some of them and letting them collect all the tips and do whatever they want just wait till he gets #metooed

2019-07-03 01:26:29 UTC  

@Happy Humble Hermit Karma is a bitch

2019-07-03 01:26:50 UTC  

He'll get metooed as soon as he lets one of those 8s go because she slipped into a 7.

2019-07-03 01:27:33 UTC  

Or he double cucks and marries one of them and they kick out all the others and he either gets metooed or tanks because his only selling point was thots.

2019-07-03 01:28:19 UTC  

I wonder if a transgender lesbian can metoo someone

2019-07-03 01:28:24 UTC  

Yep

2019-07-03 01:28:42 UTC  

Would be hilarious

2019-07-03 01:28:43 UTC  

Just gotta strike first.

2019-07-03 01:28:59 UTC  

Aren't thots the selling point of almost every single bar and club in existence?

2019-07-03 01:29:08 UTC  

Yes

2019-07-03 01:29:14 UTC  

That and the alcohol

2019-07-03 01:29:17 UTC  

I was under the impression sports bars had wings and sports.