“I havent been happier”

"I've been thinking of getting her a ring, but she might rip"

''She doesn't eat the food you saved up dad, she prefers baby gravy''

“She’s an extension of me”

''figuratively speaking...''

"She's a cheap date to boot"

''And she loves me for who i am''

“Plus she’s always ready”

"No she isn't a picky eater, dad" *Shoves mashed potatoes in it*

''She's always busy as well, what with her *tight* schedule''

''but she prefers gravy''

“She prefers her gravy a bit on the thicc side”

Y’know I actually bought a sex toy that HHH mentioned some time ago but never used it

@Sir Mordred which one? did u use my code for a discount?

''She likes an extra pinch of salt as well''

''Hell she's about them gains dad, hence why she prefers my protein''

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“She doesnt waste anything, even my cum”

''She may not be shaped like an hour glass, but she sure as hell slows down time when she gets to work!''

''No dad, you can't use her''

"We have great sex."

"She loves my Man Nectar"

“She extracts all of the nectar”

''She's the bee to my Man Nectar''

"Cause it's a pocket pussy, and what not."

''I can feel my flower wilting when she's done''

@Happy Humble Hermit The torso with the pussy and mouth on each side

"So technically, it;s like having sex with myself!"

@Happy Humble Hermit I don’t recall using the code though

"But better"

Butt Butter

''She made me forget all about my sister''

“I dont even need to lick her fish”

"Cause, ya know. It's a pocket pussy."

''Her fish licks me''

@Sir Mordred damn thats an oldie, i mentioned that in the beginning of 2018 before i had esenia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNU7Oy2Lbp0

Women are walking pocket pussies

''She disempowers women, and empowers my dick''

But with the appeal of a moldly eel

I'd rather buy my own pocket pussy than deal with the wymmyn behind the walking one.

@Happy Humble Hermit I miss bob and vegene in video games