Message from @SomeSouthernGuy

Discord ID: 797281923641770034


2021-01-09 01:51:53 UTC  

I really want a nice full beard but it’s so sad rn 😭

2021-01-09 01:51:57 UTC  

that was a terrible pun 😂

2021-01-09 01:52:00 UTC  

Patchy?

2021-01-09 01:52:04 UTC  

I want that nice 5 o’clock shadow

2021-01-09 01:52:10 UTC  

Yes 😭

2021-01-09 01:52:15 UTC  

Yikes

2021-01-09 01:52:20 UTC  

And? <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-09 01:52:25 UTC  

Just like my older bros lol

2021-01-09 01:52:37 UTC  

Which is weird bc we have two different dads 🤔

2021-01-09 01:52:40 UTC  

nothing. gran is proud of you nonetheless <:TrumpSmile:720121948088041513>

2021-01-09 01:52:43 UTC  

If only... I could move my tummy fat to other places...

2021-01-09 01:52:46 UTC  

Supposedly... the more you shave the faster and thicker it grows... supposedly

2021-01-09 01:52:49 UTC  

soul saying the things I wanna say but think are too weird to say<:thinking:726878987837636698>

2021-01-09 01:52:50 UTC  

Oh wait, I can

2021-01-09 01:52:55 UTC  

👀

2021-01-09 01:53:00 UTC  

maybe that's why 😂

2021-01-09 01:53:06 UTC  

Liposuction can do that <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2021-01-09 01:53:09 UTC  

🥳 😍

2021-01-09 01:53:21 UTC  

I shave it just to not have patchy face so maybe I’ll let it grow a little see what happens lol

2021-01-09 01:53:23 UTC  

Ssg 😎

2021-01-09 01:53:43 UTC  

Deffo

2021-01-09 01:54:04 UTC  

I meant we have the same patchy beards which is weird bc we don’t share a father 🧐

2021-01-09 01:54:11 UTC  

Just put nair on it

2021-01-09 01:54:18 UTC  

maybe it's the mum-side <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-09 01:54:20 UTC  

Just take some testosterone <a:AwkwardStare:783345028356374549>

2021-01-09 01:54:27 UTC  

Isn’t that hair removal cream 😳

2021-01-09 01:54:38 UTC  

I think I’m probably low on testosterone lol

2021-01-09 01:54:44 UTC  

||move the stomach fat to the booty||

2021-01-09 01:54:44 UTC  

Maybe that’s why I’m gay 🤔

2021-01-09 01:54:45 UTC  

Yes. So it will remove the patchy beard

2021-01-09 01:55:09 UTC  

I thought you were bi. Have you gone full gay?!

2021-01-09 01:55:15 UTC  

Lmfao

2021-01-09 01:55:20 UTC  

I’m mostly gay

2021-01-09 01:55:21 UTC  

ngl, not surprised.

2021-01-09 01:55:28 UTC  

Like 80%

2021-01-09 01:55:38 UTC  

Or 51%

2021-01-09 01:55:42 UTC  

What’s that word that means they’re kinda scary

2021-01-09 01:55:43 UTC  

On GaiaOnline, when people would make their male characters 'bi,' they were always just straight up gay, but people wanted to pretend ... the roleplay wasn't a bunch of gay men

2021-01-09 01:55:47 UTC  

Intimidating

2021-01-09 01:55:54 UTC  

Women are intimidating

2021-01-09 01:55:57 UTC  

the roleplayers never wanted to write their bi dudes romancing women tho