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chewy cookies are life

Nein, Hans, get zhe flamenwerfer. Vwhe are roasting cookies tonight!

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My favorite are fresh made papa murphy's chocolate chip cookies.

Really? Never had them

omg, so good

I wish Papa Murphy's was closer than an hour away.

I miss my grandpa's cookies.

Get a ouija board and get his recipe.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Uh... what opened up Waifu Hell?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I just noticed it... uhhhh

It's been there for a while.

what

What are they talking about

Ironically, it survived the recent purge.

tig ole anime bitties

Don't see it

Uh anyways.... Big ol' anime cookies. Like 'em strong

Me, no biggie.

Me gusta chewie cookies.

There is a greater battle ahead.

***Square vs Circle Cookies***

You mean brownies v. cookies

I can't find the OG me gusta man

CAn't find a gif of him

Blasphemy

suuure whatever

Dammit, now I want cookies.

ikr

I wonder if I could make some kind of keto cookie...

Is hermit streaming tonite?

No clue. Hermit, you streaming tonight?

beef cookie

You mean hamburger patty?

lol

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no, KRABBY PATTY

I'm gonna start calling that shit beef cookies now