But your dick touches against you

So the only true way to not be gay is to be a eunuch

Not to mention it's always on you

You don't wear a cup that keeps your dick, balls, and legs all separated?

wow.

#allthehomo

I do actually

... and they called me queer

Its called a cock shlock

but srsly, nofap for a week at a time as a sort of discipline practice

But, going for 30 days is just excessive.

There goes your bed sheets

lol

I can go for a week, easy, nofap with no "negligent discharge"

If I tried to clean up all the semen on my sheets I'd work my hands numb

But, after that, the systems start going haywire.

I lasted 13 days in November.

I start thinking chicks at work are looking good and stupid thots/thoughts start invading my brain.

At that point, it's time to get some of that post-nut clarity.

How long did you last in dick destroy December?

didn't qualify @Cat Wizard

Maybe a week?

TFW someone asks me if I could "Not be gay for five seconds"

After a while, it's like, "goddammit, again? really?"

Or factorial fap February

Maximum Masturbatory May?

How do you have 3+ nuts a day for 31 days straight?

I don't know. I haven't been able to do that for years.

you don't. It's been proven mortally impossible

great.

Another thing I'm an outlier on.

goddammit

You understand estimate my power

lol

gato, are you on your phone?

haha

For me, fapping is primarily just a way to regain clarity from a biological distraction.

Kind of like taking a piss or shit.

What are yalls favorite anime

I'm looking for a new series to start

No I instinctively cap the first word