I have no idea why you would've been picked.

Yeah I don't know

'cus ur cute?

Even though I'm an ass I try to be fair

Im kind of a first amendment absolutist so that helps

should I jack off

yes

beat thy shmeat

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I'm that one guy campaigning for nofap. do whatever you want though, idc

@Xychotic I don't want to cause drama. I really don't care about discord shit

At least the drama things

nofap is gey

I dunno, nofap is truly straight.

you got me there

Touching a dick is gay, and fapping is touching a dick.

I think nofap could help if you actually have a problem with it though

But your dick touches against you

So the only true way to not be gay is to be a eunuch

Not to mention it's always on you

You don't wear a cup that keeps your dick, balls, and legs all separated?

wow.

#allthehomo

I do actually

... and they called me queer

Its called a cock shlock

but srsly, nofap for a week at a time as a sort of discipline practice

But, going for 30 days is just excessive.

There goes your bed sheets

lol

I can go for a week, easy, nofap with no "negligent discharge"

If I tried to clean up all the semen on my sheets I'd work my hands numb

But, after that, the systems start going haywire.

I lasted 13 days in November.

I start thinking chicks at work are looking good and stupid thots/thoughts start invading my brain.

At that point, it's time to get some of that post-nut clarity.

How long did you last in dick destroy December?

didn't qualify @Cat Wizard

Maybe a week?

TFW someone asks me if I could "Not be gay for five seconds"