extremely bad jokes

excluding that

You forgot the funny

@Caramon Majere "I'm just reaching for my phone." Those were hist last words.

@kriegor191 Don't text while shooting

@Caramon Majere The worst part is, you know the media would spin it like the cop should have known. It'd be so "blatantly obvious"

Only sheep believe the media. @kriegor191

"And the Mower is Out of Gas"

Someone, please change that meme to a rhyme, ffs.

I would if I could

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416347718861193216/729038348064391229/You-decide.jpg

@Deleted User That dude is folded like a spider I killed. That pic gets me everytime. 🤣

@Kitten Thats now a pokemon in another world line.

Idk why but I want it

You’re missing some bacon there 😉

Surf and turf, jesus biscuit, and a large side of freedom

AMERICA BABY

^ this this is a good point.

Hehehe....Dirty Harry

i think this subject would fall under 'castle law' ...which allows u defend ur home from any unwanted 'guest'

but it only applies in those states that support it

Its illegal... Can't make pungee pits either...

well some states with castle laws have fine print attached to them..so read the fine print ...it might say 'no traps'

You're telling me that Home Alone is illegal?

Yes