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A woman in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes shes lost so she lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing out of a boat below. She shouts to him:
βExcuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I donβt know where I am.β
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, βYouβre in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.... "
She rolls her eyes and inturrupts him, βYou must be a Republican."
βI am,β replied the man. βHow did you know?β
βWell,β answered the balloonist, βeverything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information and Iβm still lost. Frankly, you havent been much help to me.β
The man smiles and responds, βYou must be a Democrat.β
βI am,β replies the balloonist. βHow did you know?β
βWell,β said the man, βyou donβt know where you are β or where you are going, youβve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air, you made a promise you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. Youβre in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now itβs my fault.β
*from the comment section of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVQ8vrGA_8*
the left are progressive but never progress
They say they are progressive but are regressive
they get u in on libertarian ideals ...but turn u liberal only thru progression of insane concepts while dumbing ur ass down
I mean that technically should go into <#719777555242287115>
i ment to share the comment and wanted to add the reference, feel free to move it π
Oh well I can't do that. Don't have the power to.
I think it's fine so long as it's related to the subject or something like that.
@Dr Badass PhD Dizzy thought you were mod KEK
Sometimes I think I'm a mod too. <:emoji_9:723005092764319776>
Wait what?
I'm kidding btw
Well, if you continue to spot rule breakers and help other mods out e.t.c; You can earn a promotion. BTW Smokie shared info on how to earn roles in <#731766520212094997>
Cool beans π
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I feel like this should be a template of spme sort
How the Grinch stole America
My bad @BobiusPrime I'm new to the channel.
I like Trains
It probably doesn't count but i vote the "no talking in the memes channel" meme should get an honorable mention for meme of the week
I'm dead lol
Lefty's dont want this to happen
Sad
dude if thats true thats so neat
It is
Imagine having a fatass wife them to realize she's having triplets like damn
Lmao
I got good memes trust me my guys
Probably realizing he has 3 mouths to feed in a crap wartime economy
I'm gonna guess they were all girls, and he grew up with a couple sisters
My brothers and I just shot fireworks and threw set mousetraps at each other
Don't ask we were like 8
Great memes btw thanks for the laughs
this is hilarious
xD
something to think about -