Anyways

Why just why

DUNNO

https://twitter.com/TommyWiseau/status/1298291548988137473?s=19

Tommy r u okay?

looks like a cat on the kb

my dog however uses more shift numbers

This just in, George Floyd may have been just trying to fight the flu

🤦‍♂️<:KEK:726877368601411624> <:thinking:726878987837636698>

Yep it does help with the virus, taking it can increase your chances of dying by cop. and if a cop kills you, you can't be counted as covid

Unless Covid was actually in your system. Then itd be considered a Covid death

Roasted this guy about Retweeting his own tweet.... just was funny AF.

also he has 450+ followers which is more than my shit post account

Nice

I think my shit post account has 1 whole follower XD

#winning

Classy

@Fatbwoy short and petite ex cheerleader/gymnastic chick will do nicely

When they say chivalry is dead https://discordapp.com/channels/707691030748594288/707963490526298112/748005196164235306

6'8 cis straight male here 😮 any grills under 6' can go away

Lmao the guns from 1800s meme in <#726922041424478218>

cuz fuck me bending over to kiss her

shit, they had gatteling guns even in the revolutionary war...they were ship mounted but could be mounted on a tripod

@Deleted User bro you like short girls... your opinion is invalid 😛

jk

lol

Legit my old tinder profile had will not date any woman under 180 cm... women would roast me all day

my current GF is 6'5 and has long legs, and is a souless ginger

i'm 6.5ft ...gymnists are 'spinners' when on top

LOLOOL

I have dated exactly 1 girl under 5 10 and she was 5 2... will NEVER happen again.... Had to bend down just about double to give her a kiss....

my mom was a ginger, but an irish redhead

But my current woman is the 1, we have been together 4 years and she still has no clue how much I am worth, and make more money than I take home to show her XD

true gingers have curly hair ...irish redheads don't

I plan to reveal it a week before we marry and have her sign a prenup.

yea her hair is curly AF if she doesn't straighten it, which she usually doesn't and just lets it go wild on weekends 😄

screw that..sign prenup first...then tell her

say ur parents requested it

in order for the will

LMAO if only my parents were worth anything

legit I grew up with a dirt floor in 2 rooms