She gives me her fertile years, I give her my peak years

Gay

@poizon so, bud, why are you talking to us about this?

So you have accepted your servitude to her even without getting anything from her fertility?

shouldn't you be in Jordan Peterson's discord talking about this?

Meh, because I like to hear a balance of opinions

@poizon. Its going to be more like you get some fertile years and she gets everything

Rip bianca

i have no method to finding virgins. its just a luck of the draw. i met my gf in a gay club, i do not recommend. i basically got molested

Hmmm

Duuuuude

Marriage is a beta reproductive institution, fuck that shit

What's your alternative xS

Why would you waste your life chasing a fairy tale that does not exist in our dimension when you could invest in genetically engineering foxgirls, catigrls, wolfgirls etc... and the best part is that they are your property for the rest of your life unless you want to sell them.

@Happy Humble Hermit admit it, you liked it

@Xychotic it was flattering, sure

Hermit wtf bro

Probably the most attention you've ever received as a guy

Hermit probably does the same thing as me, go early in the night for free drinks

If I ever had a chat with hhh, he'd title it "Simp can't take women off the pedestal"

shoulda maintained frame

You dirty girl

Lul

The gays in the nightclub wont fuck with you if you maintain frame

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@poizon i wouldnt put simp in the title, but i cant control the comments. shouldnt deter you from talking

Haha

Yeah. There would be all kinds of comments calling me this and that

Hey, my infrared thermometer is arriving today.

whats it for

You been cooking meth?

Rectal annihilation

@Xychotic nice

Oh boi

Oh, hey, yeah, I should start.

It's such a nice neighborhood, though. Pity this would ruin it.

So is this the kind of marriage you want poizon?

Haha.

Or is it more like this

He probably doesnt want a chick that smokes

As she wouldnt fit the bill for a nawalt